it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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