Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
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