he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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