was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
i've created a new STD.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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