just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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