Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
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