Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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