My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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