the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
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