were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
There's always time for handjobs
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
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