This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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