Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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