The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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