We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
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