Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
My boob is missing a layer of skin
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
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