winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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