He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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