i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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