They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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