i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Randomize
