Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
Randomize
