next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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