"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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