They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
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