You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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