Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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