Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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