its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
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