we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Randomize
