Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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