I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
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