i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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