ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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