Having a random hookup so left but love u
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
