If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
jump out the window naked night went bad
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