Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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