actually, I'm a sock model
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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