I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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