Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
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