Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
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