In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Do you have any cake mix? I kind of need to make a "im sorry i drank all your parents tequila, threw up all over your floor and slept with you boyfriend" cake.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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