I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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