worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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