So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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