if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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