He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
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