dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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