That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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