i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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