Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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