hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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