come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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