and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
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