Joe is yelling at the trees again.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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