problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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