do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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