Old men and throwing up are my life now.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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